- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Caca.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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