Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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