haha black people :D

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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