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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What is both bold and brash? Fox

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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