- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

c-? men, C-men

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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