- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

knock knock!? . . No.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Badabing.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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