How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Knock Knock The doors already open

women's rights

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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