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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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