Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a black man? A person

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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