- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Basically copying you.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

So these two girls have a cup .

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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