people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

1+1=2

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

poopy is poopy

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Ian's mind Elevator music

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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