Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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