- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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