i put a oie in the oven, it baked

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

I have aids

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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