Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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