Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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