Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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