- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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