Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

John lazzaro likes dick

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I was watching Fox news.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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