- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

joke under this line wins _________________________

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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