Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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