- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

irish man drinking john smiths

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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