Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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