There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Two planes walk into an office building

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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