- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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