- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What? Yes.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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