- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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