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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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