- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

what has genitial warts? me

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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