- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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