- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

a. why? b. because

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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