Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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I am very humble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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