Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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