"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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