- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Women's Rights

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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