What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the difference?

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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