- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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