- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Life

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Racial Equality

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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