Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Homonyms should be band.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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