- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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