- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Face Hunter is scum

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

women's rights

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

that wall over there ->

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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