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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I am dyslexic

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