- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Bob Saget

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Whats black and gay? Obama

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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