- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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