What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

drugs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

whats black and strange a paki

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

black people

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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