(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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