- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Religionh

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Womens rights.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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