Well this is pointless.....

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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yada yada

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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gay porn...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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