- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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