why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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A women in the kitchen.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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White men's rights

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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