What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Rush Limbaugh

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Knock knock Come in

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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