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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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