- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Wolfjob.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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