how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

no

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Anti Joke

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