I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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