- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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