Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

thumb_up thumb_down +16

You idiot thats 9 letters

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops