Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Ben Corbishley

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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The holocaust

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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