Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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