- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why can't jokes spit?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

White men's rights

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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