oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Women's Rights

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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