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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag