Penis.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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