- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Dumbledore dies.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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