- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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