- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Womens Rights

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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