when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A sober Irish individual.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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