- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Weed.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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