why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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