What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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