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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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