What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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