- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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