Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A black man walks out of a police station

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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