- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I have aids

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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