What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what's black and can't swim?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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