- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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