why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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