What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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