- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How do you make a little girl cry?

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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