- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

My Boyfriend

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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