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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Massie is a fatass

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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