- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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