- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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