A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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My Boyfriend

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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