What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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