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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

If youre African, why are you white?

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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