what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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