- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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