- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why are black people so fast? because there black

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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