- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

wael.. nuff said

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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