- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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