Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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