- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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