- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the name of the car? What

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

women's rights

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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