- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

knock knock come in

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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