what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Latvia isn't a joke

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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