What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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