What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Blacks

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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