You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why can't february march Because april may

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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