- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Women's rights.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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