What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Im cute hehehee

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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