whos district champs not JM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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