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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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