- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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