- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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