- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a black man? A person

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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