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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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