- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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