- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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