- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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