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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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