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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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